The Mighty Branding Of Batman's Equipment (Including The Bat-Buns)

                                                   

Batman

Now I would like to discuss the items in which Batman has Branded "Bat (insert word here)" and how his equipment ranges. First of all we have the Batmobile:

Batmobile

This is the vehicle Batman primarily uses to stop his enemies and it has been changed quite a lot. I decided to use a more stereotypical image for the Batmobile so I could show you what it looks like (in a nutshell).

The next topic we have is the Batcave:

Batcave

This is Batman's base (a subterannean cave under Wayne Manor) in which he is able to research his villains and look at past crimes related to his enemies.

Next is the other vehicles he uses: The Batplane

Batplane

and the Batboat:

 Batboat

Now for the more unconventional items. First of all let's discuss the Batladder:

Batladder

The Batladder was seen in the 60's Batman movie along with one other item: The Shark Repellent Batspray:

The Repellent Batsprays

The last 2 items on our agenda include the Batnipples and the Batbuns:

Batnipples

Now why must we see Batmans stiff nipples in a movie? Why? Why? Why? It's just so violating. Even worst is the Batbuns.

Batbuns

Now why the hell do we have to see Batman's tight ass? It's so wrong and violating to see. Who would want to see that, on screen and in your face? It's not even needed to stop crime.

So there you have it, Batman's equipment. Stay tuned next time.