Hail To The King, Baby: Why Bruce Campbell Should Be More Respected Than He Is

Now, for those who have seen "The Evil Dead" Trilogy, this picture might be familiar:

This is Bruce Campbell. The hero and the most iconic character in "The Evil Dead". Very little people know of him and to be honest he should be more respected for his roles. This is:

REASONS WHY BRUCE CAMPBELL IS AWESOME



1) His Chin

I know what most people are saying while reading this. "How can you say someone's chin is a reason for that person to be classed as awesome?" Well to be honest have you actually seen his chin. It looks like God Himself took a large rock and crafted Bruce's face himself with a hammer and chisel.

Look at that chin.

2) His Quotes.

Now anyone who has seen Evil Dead 3: Army Of Darkness will know what I mean when I say Bruce Campbell has the greatest quotes in this series. The quotes have also been used in Duke Nukem games as well and even the cover of Duke Nukem 3D is a parody of Army Of Darkness.

See the resemblance?

Here is a Bruce Campbell quote for you:

"Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that!"

And there you have it reasons to respect Bruce Campbell a lot more.