Tuesday 8 March 2011

It's A Waste Of Life pt 2

now for 5 movies I don't recommend

5) Super Mario Bros
Now when you think Super Mario Bros you think of small, red and Italian plumber killing turtles, goombas and eating mushrooms which makes him tall. The film version is this: Italian-American plumbers enter an alternative world to save a girl and in this world they face evolved dinosaurs who would like to merge their dimension with Earth. A good attempt but still a terrible movie. Dennis Hopper portrayed King Koopa and Bob Hoskins starred as Mario. Overall, a film which should not be shown the light of day.

4)Resident Evil Afterlife
The Resident Evil live movies have always been bad, but this one just takes the biscuit. The problem was the fact that although they officially brung in the main villain from the game series, Wesker, they made a horrendous adaptation of him along with limiting his screen time overall. I can't believe I sat through this one, it was terrible and I strongly do not recommend you watch it.

3) Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
Now, Twin Peaks is a cult classic TV series all about a murder in a small isolated town. The film was all about who murdered the character and the build up to how it happened and who did it. It was a good idea, but when the film was shown it was not as appreciated as the TV series it was based on.

2) Alien Versus Predator 2: Requiem
Now the Alien film series was great and the Predator series was amazing. The first Alien Versus Predator movie was OK, but the sequel was just bad. The look of the film was dire, the plot was bad and to be quite honest it should have never been shown the light of day.

And now for my personal worst movie. At number 1 is:
1) The Host
A Korean movie. The Host has been given appreciation for being a decent monster movie. My opinion is that The Host is a bad movie: the plot is fairly confusing; The acting is terrible and is so silly that it almost tops the silly acting from the iconic Monty Python movies. There is very little horror and the ending was pointless as it tries to imply that in the end, the Americans come along to save the day. Monster movie fans may enjoy this, but I don't like it.

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