KILL CARMINE I SAY

Gears Of War 3 is almost going to be released and I would like to discuss whether or not the new Carmine (Clayton to be precise) will die or survive.
If you are a fan of the Gears Of War series you will know that in each game, a certain character dies: Anthony Carmine in the first one and Benjamin Carmine in the second one. Both of these characters die (thankfully).

Anthony Carmine gets sniped down by a Locust in the first Gears Of War:

In Gears Of War 2, Benjamin Carmine gets shot, falls into the worms mouth and is then partly soaked in stomach acids and attacked by creatures within the worm.

Personally I think that this Carmine should die to keep this theme off the Carmine's death.

Should he die?

However, this is just my opinion; I would like your say in this as well.

Is Duke Nukem Forever Worth The Wait?

Now as many gamers know, Duke Nukem Forever is coming out this year (hopefully). I'm saying hopefully because there has been so many delays. It is now delayed until June instead of May. Now, I have been a fan of Duke Nukem since I was 10 and the anticipation for this game is unbearable for me. Along with the Doom series, Duke Nukem is, by far, one of my personal favourites because he is an excessively horny badass.

However, the problem for me with this game is the delays for it's actual release, this has drawn me back because (especially with newer games based on old school series) it could end up crap. Overall, It's up too you, because even if it is bad, I'm still getting it.

Here's the trailer:

Cannibal Corpse - OH YEAH

Now let's talk about the lyrics by one of the most brutal Death Metal bands that's out there, yes I'm talking about Cannibal Corpse:

Now for those who have heard this group's music, you will understand how hard it is too understand what they are saying, when you read the lyrics you just realise how brutal they are: here is a line from the song "Entrails Ripped From A Virgin's Cunt":

"Forbidden lust for guts
Ripped from her cunt
Tears of blood cry down her thigh

I ram my fist inside her hole
From her crotch piss now flows
Rectum filled with shit
I fucked her emptied body
Until she became stiff"

Now isn't that more child friendly than Justin Bieber? I think so, even their album covers are more interesting than the album covers of a generic musician:

Isn't this more child-friendly?

Even their music videos are child friendly

Make Them Suffer



However this is how Cannibal Corpse should do their stuff

In the end, I just have to say: why do people have to ramble on about a band's lyrics as though they are a bad influence? Sure they are vile and repulsive but there are a lot worst things out there.

Rebecca Black's Friday: The Good Version

Now let's talk about this putrid, foul puke stain that has come out of america: Rebecca Black. The generic musician that is so ghastly at singing that she has to autotune at an excessive level. While looking at the lyrics, I thought to myself "has Scotland got their own version, so I am going to do the Scottish version so here we go:

"(Aye, oft-oft-oft-oft-oft-goork)
aw-haw-haw, Oh aye aye
Aye
Aye-eh-eh
Aye-eh-eh
Aye-eh-eh
Aye-eh-eh
Aye-eh-eh
Aye, aye, aye

8 a.m. Cannie be a***d this morning
Cannie straighten ma hair, Cannie get doonstairs,
Dinnae have a bowl, dinnae eat cereal,
Cannie eat anyhing cos Ah'm anorexic,
Havin' a cheap fag cos it's fantastic,
Cannie get doon tae the bus stoap,
I'm gettin a lift, I have nae real friends (nae friends)

Drinkin' in the front seat,
S**gging in the back seat,
Goat tae make ma mind up,
Will I drink or s**g?

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get p***ed on Friday
Going tae get wrecked on the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Getting impregnated on Friday,
Gonna be pregnant by the end of the weekend"

You can probably guess the rest of the lyrics from here.

Joel Schumacher = Idiot!!!!!!

The worst Batman film ever was Batman And Robin. In 1997 a generic director named Joel Schumacher decided to make a Batman film. This would be classified as the worst Batman film in history. Batman and Robin had a decent cast, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Uma Thurman and George Clooney. However even though it had such a promising cast and looked good, it was in fact a talentless blabber of terrible jokes and very bad one-liners. When I first heard Arnold Schwarzenegger was playing Mr Freeze, I thought wow this'll be good. When I saw the film, I thought to myself: oh god no, Arnie must be hanging his head in shame. However the major flaw is Joel Schumacher being allowed to make this movie and let it see the light of day.

NO

His idea for a good Batman film contains Sexual Innuendos, nipple shots and shots of Batman's bum in the latex suit. Also, Arnold Schwarzenegger has what could only be known as the worst one-liners ever and these are made bad because it is all related to cold, ice etc. His acting was most likely at his worst and if he isn't shaking his head when asked about this film: he sure as hell better.

Overall Batman And Robin is a terrible film which should not see the light of day.

Peace Out,

Partly Stuck In The Closet

Now here's a definition of the word bisexual:

sexually attracted by both men and women.

For 5 years of my life I have been open about the fact that I'm Bisexual, although I am more attracted to men than women. Now why am I telling my readers this.

The reason I am telling you this is because I would look like to give my readers an explanation of how this has affected me and changed me from the person I used to be to now who I am in terms of my personality and tone towards people.

When I came out openly about my sexual orientation, I got a lot of verbal abuse from people I knew, people I don't know, random self-justified drunken religious people and my own family and friends.

Father Jack - Random Drunk Religious Guy

The stuff they were saying to me were the usual "Oh, you're just curious", "You're just confused" or "Quit seeking attention". However, some statements that stick in my head is "You do realise you are going to burn in Hell if you don't change your sinfully lustful ways" and "You are f*****g whore, you realise that you c***". As time progressed, my situation got worst and within days, the abuse heightened to the point of assault and I was essentially afraid to even walk out my house at risk of being beaten to a bloody mess.
3 weeks later I was brutally assaulted by a group of supposed drunken chavs who would have most likely either killed right there and then or put me into a coma through which I would have to suffer silently until the day I did die. Back then, however I would have hoped they would kill me but most likely I would be in the latter situation. Luckily for me, the police had come and they all ran away leaving me as a bloody heap of flesh and bone upon the floor.
5 years later and I'm still here, living and breathing, the abuse is still rolling in like the wheels of a car, however now the insults are merely the generic babbling of an immature person who merely believes that she is the coolest person on earth. Here is a prime example of what she has recently said to me:
Immature person: "Gies a fag"
Me (in an emotionless tone): "No"
Immature person: "Can I use your lighter"
Me: "Don't have one"
Immature person: "I saw you light up earlier"
Me: "I'm using matches"
Immature person: "Can I have a match"
Me: "No"
Immature person: "Why the f**k not you curly haired freak?"
Me: "Why should I? Give me one good reason"
Immature person: "Because I'm straight"
Me: "No, you homophobe"
Immature person: "I'm not gay, unlike you, you bisexual c**t"
Me: "Are you that stupid that you don't know the meaning of HOMO-PHOBE?"
Immature person: "Go smoke your boyfriend"
Me: "2 things: first of all, learn how to make an understandable sentence and second of all: I might actually have a smoke"
Immature person: "Can I have a fag"
Me: "No"
A normal day in the life of a Burntislander. The fact that this fool actually assumed that this would actually offend me just helps to show how shallow, ignorant and excessively pretentious that most people are in relation towards the insults towards sexuality. To be honest these insults are most likely the insults said by 5 year olds and not 15 year olds.
In an incident a couple of years ago (2 to be precise) I went to donate blood and got told I am not able to just because I am bisexual. This was a massive blow to me because I wanted to donate my blood, but the system labels me as having (in the words of Irvine Welsh) "shite for blood."
Thankfully the LGBT community may be able to donate blood in the near future as the government are taking this under consideration. However this may be due to desperation for new donors but still, it helps to ensure that many more lives are most likely going to be saving lives. It suggests that the government is paranoid about most lesbians, gays and bis have HIV and AIDS, however this is not true seeing as straight people could have and people who get excessive tattoos could get hepatitis or some other blood disease.

Japan

Now for something a lot more serious:

Blogging has helped people from all over the world have a much deeper understanding of the Japan Tsunami and the chaos ensued within the aftermath of this terrible natural disaster. The use of internet blogging has allowed people within the stricken country, to notify the world of how the situation is working; an example of this is a webcam being placed in front of a Geiger counter which is within one of the many nuclear power plants. This helps because it is able to tell us whether or not the risk of the plant exploding is extremely high or not as high. Another blog is from an American, who has a friend in Japan and he, somehow, compares the disaster to a team losing an American Football game. Some blogs are discussing about how it happened and other blogs are rather unrealistic (such as Earthquake Weapon caused the disaster in Japan). This is clearly some conspiracy-theory rubbish and is so unrealistic. It states that this Earthquake weapon “HAARP” was made with alien technology. It is a rather harsh blog I believe. Some blogs are actually telling their readers how they donate the money which is rather interesting to see as it helps to show how much many of these bloggers actually care about what has happened in this currently stricken country. Some blogs have even helped to explain how this disaster has affected the rest of the world and the economies in many of the richer countries and the consequences for us if the situation gets worst in the country (i.e. the power plants exploding). It just goes to show you how caring people are. If you are reading this, I implore you, please give a minute silence for those that had died and if you could please donate to help those who are suffering get back on their feet.

 If you are unsure about how to donate money for them then here are a few sites:

RED CROSS:

http://www.redcross.org.uk/japantsunami/?approachcode=68816_googlePAD5JpTs&gclid=CI_O1vrn1acCFdFX4Qodij5x9g

GLOBALGIVING:

http://www.globalgiving.co.uk/pr/6500/proj6443a.html?gclid=CN6V7Zfo1acCFUtC4QodLxvd8g